Merging Tyrannies

The White House today announced that it has completed the merging of the Bureau of Revenue Enhancement (formerly the Internal Revenue Service) with the Department of Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, 3-D Printing, Alcohol, Heroin, Cocaine, and Cinnamon. The new organization will be known as the "Master Operating Bureau."

The first act of the new Bureau was to enact new regulations forcibly enforcing the felony bans on private income, nicotine chewing gum, and use of the words "Texan" or "Jesus."