Man, I've been had again, haven't I?

Man, I've been had again, haven't I? And there was nothing down that alley but some old nasty-looking barrel that was making weird noises. Thanks a lot.

Did one of you people pull this order? I'm trying to make a living doing this, you know! Doggone it! If you're going to prank, order something good. Not like I can take this $##T home. The dog wouldn't touch it.

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