It Was Almost the Perfect Crime

I want to salute the local police for their latest brilliant crime-solving work.

At the new big-chain pharmacy, a fellow "implied" he had a gun and walked out with all the money in the cash register - pharmacy part not involved, nobody hurt. Police got his picture from the surveillance cameras, and found him at the, erm, low-price motel a quarter-mile away.

I likewise salute the crook on his brilliant heist and getaway plans that only our local Sherlocks could have thwarted. [Link, with smugshot]