I'll try to restrain myself

Wow. Scanning off & on, I've ... caught up ... to #311, at least. I keep forgetting there's no Saturday dump. I thought I was going to have a whole 'nother thread to catch.

HEY! Santa brought me a toy late for Christmas. Targus wireless keyboard. Ten-fingered typing and full keyboard on the cell!

I'll try to restrain myself from abusing my augmented text-perpetrating capacity. But, wow, whatever peculiarities the little keyboard has, it's like coming out of paralysis or something to not be one-digit typing. Liberation!