I Think, Maaaybe, I Saw Star Wars in the Theater

I think, maaaybe, I saw Star Wars in the theater when it first came out. I seem to remember this long, long angling-away scroll, real big on the screen, and thinking, what a terrible way to start a movie.

I may have caught the next two on videotape.

There are two topics I can always confidently skip in posts and comments. Star Wars and Lena Dunham.

Hey, man, those Crunches and Butterfingers cause cancer. I'll take those dangerous things off your hands. And give them to children! Mwah ha haaa.

That's all I've got. Late for me. Good night, Gracies!

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