I Hasn't Got a Clue

Stream of Spasmodic Consciousness

I hasn't read the content (yent)
I hasn't read the comments (yent)
I hasn't put periods
at the ends of these sentences
I hasn't got a clue

I has nevertheless gotta lotta respek for Maetswork
I has ne'erdowell read awholelottsa AoS comments you betchum red ryder
I has been defying conventional sentence paragraphization and punctuation because art beeches I tells ya
If I can't has a clue, can I has a hand‽

You'd like a helping hand.
You'd settle for a clue.
You get Lucy snatching the football away.

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