I Can Show You How to Do It

Mike Hammer: The most romantic line in the English language?
Girls:"Here, let me sew that button back on for you."

Funny thing. At college, being a very worldly-ignorant kid, I asked a girl if she could sew a button back on a shirt for me.

She replied: No, but I can show you how to do it.

Married her. Still together, three grown kids later.

And, usually, she sews the buttons, but at least I can do it if I have to.