I Brings Three Things

Hi. Hope you all are having an evening. I brings three things.

-- Thing 1 --

It's almost the anniversary of the death of one of Joe Biden's ancestors.

http://bit.ly/death-by-paste

-- Thing 2 --

...python living inside her walls that she has known about for 15 years...
From Weird News, down about halfway on the page

http://bit.ly/29qDhLe

-- Thing 3 --

The Final Inspection
by Sgt Joshua Helterbran
at PoliticalClownParade

http://bit.ly/29OeCRf