How Darwin Award Winners Are Created,

...The mother of a 22-year-old Maine man who tried to launch a firework off the top of his head for July Fourth and was killed instantly says she's advocating for stricter controls about who can use the explosives....

From "How Darwin Award Winners Are Created," vol 3.

Federal fireworks purchase authorization form...
7. Is your mother an idiot who raised you stupid?
8. Do you consume mass quantities of alcohol regularly?
9. Have you ever said the line, "Here, watch this"?
10. Doesn't matter. Who cares. 'Merica. Here's your fireworks. Have a day! Try not to kill yourself!