How Cold Is It?

Wow, thanks, Pete! I wasn't aware it was that cold until you pointed it out.

(He wrote, prying more ice off his fingertips to continue typing)

Seriously, great collection of winter humor. I liked the frozen ghost.

I spent two winters at Beloit, and fourteen in Chicago. I will not complain about a week of below-freezing in Oklahoma. Okay, I will, too, complain, but it will always end with, "at least I'm not in Chicago!"

Happy New Year, Pete. Looking forward to what you'll have for us in 2018, a/k/a Trump Year 2.