Hooray Hooray for ONT

Hooray hooray for ONT
Really means so much to me
Even when I'm really late
and don't get to participate

Roman candle snatching dog--
Always good for a chuckle.
Chicken yodeler, couldn't watch.
Montana town, Moose Knuckle?

Got to go to the dentist in about 8 hours for a drill'n'fill.

So, naturally, I'm sitting up, drinking, and reading the ONT.

I hate drill'n'fill. I had two clear check-ups and then the last time mumbledy cavities. What th...?