Hey, Mr Jesus

Hey, Mr Jesus, a friend is still in pain this morning. Please ask Our Father to bring her full healing, thanks.

Hey, Mr Jesus, Milady's still in anguish. Please ask Our Father to bring her full healing, thanks.

Hey, Mr Jesus, the family is threatened...

Hey, Mr Jesus, the nation...

Hey, Mr Jesus, those girls in Africa...

Hey, Mr Jesus, the faithlessness of humankind...

Hey, Mr Jesus, remember that scene in Bruce Almighty where he tries to handle all the prayer requests, and everything is covered with sticky notes? Yeah, we know you've got a tough job.

Please don't be too busy for us. Help soon! We'll try to bear out crosses with minimal whimpering in the meantime.

Some frank pleading from a random mortal.

Oh, yeah...

Notmywillbutyoursbedoneamen.