He must have some secret trick up his sleeve

Reports coming out of Pella today suggest that the alleged Messiah, Jesus of Nazareth, plans to bring his road show to Jerusalem this week. He's hot after raising his friend Laz from the dead. Jesus knows there's a death sentence on his head. He must have some secret trick up his sleeve. Many suggest he may be about to establish himself as King. Exciting stuff. Stay tuned.