Got jumped & both eyes blackened

Heh... got jumped & both eyes blackened when I got no ride home from a concert in Little Rock - just some of my deeply tanned neighbors having a spot of fun. I lived.

Had a gun stuck in my back between the El & our apartment in Chicago, but I was too drunk to stop for my neighbor's request to do business down the alley, so Mrs & I just kept walking.

But all kinds of places can be scary. The old security guard at the country club who thought my friend & I were crooks had a frighteningly shakey gun hand. So did the young cop in South Tulsa who thought our car matched somebody's.

But I've also been in some dangerous places.

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