Fake Oldies

Nope, nope, nope. The fast-paced beat, the slick production, the clear audio, reveal the truth. This is no "oldie." This is one of those made-up-recently fake "oldies." Before 1960s Oldies stations faded away, I'd frequently hear songs that, I swear, nobody ever heard in the 1960s. Fake oldies is a big business. They're messing with your heads, folks. Don't believe any of this. I was there, young'n's *wheeze* and I can tell you *cough* be right back...