Even Her

Tempting as it is to reply cruelly - like the several amusing suggestions above - alas, to be honest, Christian charity would compel me to do my best to help save even her.

Bearing in mind, the whole time, that like the scorpion and the frog, she, once rescued, might well push me out the window for no more reason than my not being gentle enough with her. No good deed goes un-"rewarded" dept.