Don't gamble

"If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't."

Just like Will Robert's advice, "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some God stock and hold it til it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."

And as for the rapey Audi commercial, it should have gone like this: http://youtu.be/EGRa7I04xc

(Hope I typed that in right. Hard to go grab a YouTube URL on this cell.)