Okay, well, appreciated the "botched painting" article - I hadn't heard the lady's full story before, thanks.

And I hadn't heard about the Kansas gunman. (Was busy much of the day setting up a new router with the extra-fine 5# rubber mallet.)

And fish pharts... okay, had to click but didn't read.

3rd pic (prob already noted) goes to firewalled site.

The rest I either already knew the story (lion) presumably, or neither "alt" text nor URL gave much of a clue. And altogether much harder to scan than the usual ONT.

Conclusion: Text: still dollar-for-bytes the best entertainment value.