Disease of Leftist Kneejerkis

Cure For Leftism

Professors at Hillsdale College have discovered an encouraging cure for the disease of Leftist Kneejerkis.

"A combination of sobriety drugs, Ronald Reagan speeches, and repeated exposure to small-town Independence Day parades has led to a 20% cure rate among test subjects, with almost no recidivism," said Prof. N.U. Dawn. "That may not sound like much, but previously they were thought to be almost 100% incurable.

Prof. Dawn admitted, it may not be as easy to cure them in the wild, as it was under controlled conditions of the laboratory, but it's a positive step toward finding a better and lasting cure for this widespread epidemic.