Crazy-Ass Young Female Relative
Why do I think I can just quit this place?
Took in crazy-ass young female relative once (big mistake). Among other horror stories...
One evening at the back door I find her with a full grown raccoon... INside the house... sitting up on its haunches a foot from her.
"Isn't it cute!"
Idiot girl. Also, lucky. Coon ran out when I showed up and yelled.
I'll re-tell my possum story some other night.
gnite fer realz now