Crazy-Ass Young Female Relative

Why do I think I can just quit this place?

Took in crazy-ass young female relative once (big mistake). Among other horror stories...

One evening at the back door I find her with a full grown raccoon... INside the house... sitting up on its haunches a foot from her.

"Isn't it cute!"

Idiot girl. Also, lucky. Coon ran out when I showed up and yelled.

I'll re-tell my possum story some other night.

gnite fer realz now

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