Conspiracy extrapolation, please?

An attempt on his life if he didn't let Bush be Bush.
-panzernashorn

Um.....I think the Ultra-rays are getting through your helmet. Another layer of tin foil is in order.
-CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yeah. I collect conspiracy theories like old comic books, but this was new to me. Wouldn't mind a little extrapolation. For my collection. Panz?