Conspiracy conundra

Tea Party: Bitter, raaacist clinger nutbags. (Just look at these thuggish protesters!)

Ron Brown: A self-inflicted gunshot wound as the plane was going down? Same as the suicide death of the air traffic controller under whose watch it went down. Some respect for the self-deceased please! (Bill Clinton showing last respects)

And the idea that TWA800 was shot down is just more crazy conspiracy theory just like that nut who said, “My God! Somebody’s shooting at that airplane!” (Crew of British Airways jet flying behind Flight 800.)

Can’t recall — did you already link to the Time cover? ;)