Comment-Slot Saving Time

Comment-slot saving time; three in one. Since none of them are witty enough to deserve a gray box on their own...

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Mr Macca Bean: The Jordanian went on a shooting spree... Friends and acquaintances were surprised to hear the news saying that he had always been such a moderate, peaceful Muslim.

A good boy, just turning his life around...

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George Orwell de Leon

Is that the guy in search of the Fountain of Doublespeak?

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I'm trying to imagine my house with shiny whirly thing-a-ma-jings whirling at the corners of the roof.

Wouldn't the local Neighborhood Housing Authority group object to this? (Dang, I can't remember the name/acronym for that. HMA? HDO? HOO? HAH?)