Captain Kirk wants an upgrade

"The flip open communicators were very like modern cell phones are."

The flip-style was based on Trek. But...

Modern teen: Hey, dood, Nice retro cell! You got 4g?

Captain Kirk: Huh?

Teen: What's the bitrate on video downloads?

Kirk: Um, I don't get video.

Teen: What? Well, what do you have? You can at least Google, right?

Kirk: Um... phone service and, uh, GPS. Oh, and I can talk to the operator at the computer on the ship.

Teen: !!!!!!

Absolutely no one imagined what the cell would do. Nor even now imagine what its descendents will do.

I am so glad I live in the future.