Button Fly Pants
Fight YKK and Big Fly. Get a Velcro Fly.
Button fly pants
Button fly pants
Watch 'em as I wiggle
Takin' the chance
Little later on
We'll be seeing romance
Me & my button fly pants
Button fly pants
Button fly pants
Buttons fly open when I dance...
from my album "Songs best forgotten which I will never, ever admit to writing, much less record."