Apples-to-Rubber Bands Comparison

Headline in the local paper is a ridiculous apples-to-rubber bands comparison...

Americans spent more on legal weed than on Cheetos and Funyuns combined last year

...when they should be charting the rate of weed consumption vis-a-vis the consumption of Cheetos and Funyuns.

Somebody was smokey when coming up with this, I suppose.

My beverage mug is empty
and it's time for me to sleep.
If you have to get in trouble, friends,
be sure it's not too deep.

Good Night Gracieshave