America's oldest known veteran

» At the age of 107 America's oldest known veteran plans to enjoy this year's Memorial Day in what he describes as the familiar company of up to 12 cigars and some whiskey-stiffened coffee - simple luxuries for a man who's lived through a lot.
Posted by: Random Moron

*sniff* that's... beautiful! Sheer poetry!


» ...I replied "Well, you're not my mother."
I have been paying for that for the last 23 years.
Posted by: itchytriggerfinger

You're the one who posted this before? because I've recalled & retold it from time to time.


And Muldoon? Remember the advice of our wise founder Franklin. Proudly, he said.