Am I Here Yet?

I'm not here yet. I'm not here yet. I'm not here yet. I'm not here yet.

I'm still finishing up reading the last thread. I'll be here soon. Just knew you'd want to know.

I could read faster if only there were some way to know whether a comment was worth my time or wasting it before I read it. Acecomments.mu.nu needs like buttons. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Just kidding of course. AoSHQ has nothing but worthy comments. My own and certain hectoring trolls' aside.