A few million Chinese soldiers, if it came to it

"... a few million Chinese soldiers, if it came to it. ..."

Which side? They might want to protect their American 'investment'! :/

Besides direct confrontation, I can imagine the subtle material sabotage the prankster population of America can pull.

Anyway, first they'll have to come through California, and if they survive the Great San Fran Slapfest, and the Mexican Drug Gangs Battle for LA, then we'll greet them with our wickedest weapons: buckets of Chick Fil-A, beaucoup Big Macs and Big Gulps, 24/7 Wal-Marts and liquor stores.

hm... I blathered on a bit; nood up meanwhile?