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Enjoyed looking through these with Milady and having her laugh heartily.

Thanks for the Hearty laughs, Pete.

♥

Skimming the Stupid Milk

It's amusing to me to listen to traditional libertarians (like Julie Borowski) or old-fashioned liberals (like Sargon). I like them. Their best principles are practically indistinguishable from limited-government Constitutional conservatism. Quite different from the open-borders legalize-everything extremists who took over the Libertarian Party and certainly nothing like the tyrannical collectivist regressives going as Liberals. I can understand why traditional liberals and libertarians wouldn't think of calling themselves conservatives, though, if the models of conservatism are RINOs and DIABLOs.

Sliced Stupid Bananas

As usual, the irony of projection here, as MacLean showed no solidarity nor empathy with autistics. Let me see if I can re-work this to better accuracy?

“Many of the architects of so-called Progressivism seem to be what Ann Barnhardt calls "Diabolical Narcissists"—you know, people who don’t feel solidarity or empathy with others.”

I was gonna say

Earwigs: Looks like that gal is about to have the same wardrobe malfunction as the Olympic skater.

But Doug M half-way beat me to it.

It's like the Obama portraits: Every single thing I thought of to do altering those paintings, someone else, sometimes two or three someones else, had beat me to it.

It's a jungle out there in memeland.

I had a half-dozen ideas for variations on the portraits. Before 48 hours had passed, every one of them had been done by somebody. But it's how the World Wide Mind works.

At least two folks did variations on substituting a toilet for the chair.

Two I've seen turning the background into cannabis.

Couple of variations on the vines taking over / Obama fades into background.

At least two placing him in the ivy at Wrigley Field.

And two I saw that echoed that great Empty Chair meme. (One must be cautious when crossing the memes!)

The meme-weavers are just so darn fast & plentiful nowadays!

And one of Michelle that… actually, funny as it was, best not to talk about it. ;)

As I read elsewhere this morning:

Fascinating Paradox: The more Trump gets investigated, the more crimes are exposed involving Democrats.

Meanwhile, Dr. Susan Berry at Breitbart notes that Planned Parenthood will still be receiving over half a billion dollars in taxpayer funds, thanks to congressional Republicans.

Half a billion - that oughta buy a whole lotta mammograms.

"Say it,forget it;write it,regret it."

Succinctly put. Is that a Grannyism?

And of course, not so true in the days of the Hot Mic. Ask Mr. "More Flexible" about that.

Gotta ask: Ivory, Lava, or (shudder!) Irish Spring? ;)

Never got the soapy mouth treatment, but, then, as 4th of 5 kids, I learned by watching what got the older ones in trouble, and how not to get punished. I was a good boy, but still got the business end of Dad's belt a couple of times, just because. But no soap.

I didn't really bust out in bad words, anyway, until the day at the lake when my step-brother threw a huge rock that didn't make it to the lake but landed instead smack on top of my head. It was like a door opened. I said words I didn't even know I knew. (With grown-ups within earshot, no less.) Somehow, on that one, I got a pass.

'Nother think:

Back before there was a World Wide Web, back even before CompuServe, back before we had BBS, or online anything, I learned something very important: never commit to voice or paper* anything that you wouldn't want your mommy to read on the front page. Even the most privately-shared thoughts have a funny way of becoming publicly known.

Yet these people merrily leave a broad, plain digital trail of their conniving and criminality that now really is on the front pages. I'm grateful they're so stupid, though, for that.

Page: "No support for the woman who actually has to spend the rest of her life rearing this child, but we care about ‘life.’ Assholes."

Wow. That is… really, really twisted.Right up there with flap-ears talking about not wanting his daughter to be "punished" with a child.

These people seem unacquainted with the joys of parenthood!

Another great collection, BoB. Some new to me, and a couple of classics, like the cat caught on the venetian blinds. How long has that been floating around the web, I wonderz? Always wondered if the cat were stuck long enough for the owner to snap that pic, or if it was just a quick, lucky shot.

In looking for a cute icon for my OPS blog, I ran across this page about raccoons, where I thought you might like to mine a photo or two - scroll down for the one with three little guys.

Um, after my previous comment, I immediately next found this: TruthRevolt says Schumer wanted to eat a Tide pod.

So we must have Moor Lawz!

Some people worry about non-allergenic laundry materials, others willingly ingest poison. Is being in a free country great, or what?

While many chortles were had on this collection (haha! the contrasting apartment door signs), I especially liked the 1040 (had to pop it up in another tab and magnify, but totes worth it).

(Did I just use "totes" unironically? Help me!)

I read some Legislator wants to demand Tide make their pods not so delicious-looking. As if it were being mistaken for candy by children, as opposed to being eaten by idiots for YouTube clicks!

Somebody somewhere asked if the Black Panther had met his Pink cousin. I thought, I should pass that team-up idea along to SuperTeam Family, but, then, I reconsidered. You've pulled off some wacky team-ups, but the Panthers would be too silly. Then I saw Hex-El Kabong… :D

And to think, we let these filthy, murdering beasts up on our bed!

Hey, you know those "related" links below the post? I usually don't even look at them, because, you can get lost in serial linkage.

Just now I followed a "Funny Stuff" related link to INCOHERENT BABBLING CAN BE FUN! by Pete from Sep 17, 2014. Whattaya know, still fresh and funny.

Alas, not so much with Pete's Friday Funhouse from Aug 16, 2013. All the images in the main post are gone, and some of the videos in the comments.

Still has "kid startled by jack-in-the-box" video, so there's that. :D

Getting caught up on backlog of Sunny Side going back months. Having fun.

This post of yours led me to StPetersList which has an article about our bellicose Santa and scroll down for several funny on-topic posters.

Schumer's head seems to keep getting sucked further and further down between his shoulders. Possibly a result of the vacuum created by the absence of his heart and soul.

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Pete cares! It shows! And we appreciate it.

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Trudeau Corrects Woman: Say ‘Peoplekind’ Instead of ‘Mankind’ It’s ‘More Inclusive’

Manterrupts woman to mansplain femspeak. Eau du irony!

Related Ghostbusters clip (linked, not embedded, because, kiddies)

SOYBOYSPLAINING!

Clinton: Women ‘Will Be Primarily Burdened’ by Climate Change

The poor, poor Superior sex, first victims of all forces, but equal to men in everything, so level the playing field but tilt it in our favor… um, wait, my brain hurts.

PP: "Trump’s lawyers reportedly don’t want him talking to Mueller – It’s advice he should take"

I dunno. I liked the commenter somewhere who said, Trump should sit down across the table from Mueller and his first words should be, "You're fired!" Preferably live on the web.