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Tue 2012 Apr 3

Tue 2012 Apr 3, 7:01pm
On Ace of Spades

Gosh, will this be seen 'way down here?

About those red headlines? In my RSS feed (on Opera browser, YMMV), the html in the headlines shows. Just reportin' it, FWIW. Looks like this (if this works):

<font color="red">Government Services Administrator Forced Out For Lavishly Wasting Money On Luxe Vegas "Conference" Featuring Clowns</font>

Tue 2012 Apr 3, 12:17pm
On Ace of Spades

310 I want to know what card was up IT's sleeve when they replaced his soda-vandalized workstation with a new top-of-the-line one.

Me2 ^^ !!

[Trying to develop the habit of setting the close-italians tag, then go back to enter the open-tag. Worked this time? That's 1.]

Tue 2012 Apr 3, 11:04am
On Ace of Spades

Good morning. I'm here to bury the thread. Everybody out? Hello? Hello?

Barack Obama
is a
cute, curt self-trust king
of a
I am a sure-fire bell

Couldn't find an anagram generator that would take the whole phrase.

Tue 2012 Apr 3, 12:55am
On Ace of Spades

Miss lurking on these ONTs. Real life gets busy now and then and now and now.

Wanted to throw this out there: My son called me from the largest gun show in the world on Saturday. Said he felt like he was in the safest place on earth.

That's it. Can't stay. (Stuffing bacon from the buffet into pockets) So long.

Mon 2012 Apr 2

Mon 2012 Apr 2, 4:15pm
On PoliNation

About the Nancy and Bob Strait attack: I haven't seen this in print, but the morning after they arrested the accused, I heard a fellow on the radio (officer?) describing the accused as expressing zero remorse. Nothing. The horror in the fellow's voice was clear.

As if the gruesomeness of the crime didn't tell you all you need to know about the attacker. She was raped and murdered! The horror for both of these sweet people is beyond unimaginable. All their loving descendents will have to live with that monstrosity's work all their days.

With Martin & Zimmerman, circumstances are murky at best, and investigations deserve to proceed without agitators and hot-heads. In Tulsa was committed a crime so foul, so heinous, and none of that outcry (of course). Truly one wishes for the days of swift and sure justice, to be sure the perp (if guilty) will never harm anyone again, and perhaps to send a message to even those dim-wits he might inspire.

/rant

Sat 2012 Mar 31

Sat 2012 Mar 31, 10:25pm
On Ace of Spades

271 Hey, #135! I just saw this same guy throwing over a gaming table. Let's see... yeah, starting at about 2:00 in http://youtu.be/V9o3eBD5pCM. [Video removed!] The guy's a star!

StruckByHummingbird (heh): Arnica is good for bruising. If the ribs get cracked, though, you'll need Symphytum. The magic of homeopathy.(IANADAIDPOOTV)

Where we live, 34 years ago, you could see one red light on a tower on the hillside miles away. With suburban creep, now it's houselights and rural neighbors with big *@($& steet light poles on all night, and the glow from the town 7 miles north is worse than the glow from the big city 50 miles south used to be. The Spring night sky is still mighty beautiful for now, just less of them, and deep darkness less often. When the ice storm took out the power for fifty miles around a couple winters back, it was really amazing. And cold. But I like stars. Erf-whatever is absurd, but, but, I mean, I like stars. Siiigh.

Can't stay and play, because the Internets won't follow me home, so this is a drive-by commenting.

Beep.

Beep.

Sleep.

Thu 2012 Mar 29

Thu 2012 Mar 29, 10:13pm
On Ace of Spades

Can't find time to waste on here. Busy wasting it on other things. Can you imagine?

Surely this one has already been noted? Just thought I'd make sure.

Jane Fonda will play Nancy Reagan in new film
http://fxn.ws/GZAwvf

Oh, hahaha, that Onion! It just gets more absurd all the time... oh, wait...

Wed 2012 Mar 28

Wed 2012 Mar 28, 9:49pm
On Lost Issues!

When I saw the headline, I thought, oh, you didn't just pair them because they both start with "Night," did you?

Ringmaster vs two old circus performers! Aha! Very clever. Clever being somewhat a cheapened word, I should say, I mean ingenuity, such as you've put into all these great covers.

Wed 2012 Mar 28, 10:39am
On Ace of Spades

O/T and days late, but I am obliged to post a correction.

I made a poster after the "Caption This" thread (BO binoc'ing NK) that credited the caption to Shredder when it should have been to Soothsayer.

Corrected poster (same URL as before)
http://bit.ly/GQwaRh

On my humble li'l website
http://bit.ly/H0qaJH

Thank you. Carry on hootin' & hollerin'.

Wed 2012 Mar 28, 10:39am
On Ace of Spades

Wow. I see what folks mean about dirty socks.

Mon 2012 Mar 26

Mon 2012 Mar 26, 12:24pm
On Ace of Spades

Mindful Webworker went to the trouble of making a poster.

http://bit.ly/GQwaRh

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 25, 2012 11:13 PM (lBpVP)

Thank you.

Sun 2012 Mar 25

Sun 2012 Mar 25, 11:55pm
On Ace of Spades

I had some comments for last night's thread, but they all got stale and I had to put them in the compost.

Hello and good night.

No, wait I had to say this...

Hummingbird!??! Wait, you mean SoS wasn't just making all that stuff up? And... we're allowed to bring our signifothers here? (Mrs Webworker actually gets enough of this place just from what I read out loud. As she's a bibliophile, I tried to get her interested in the book thread. The what? Ancient history.)

Okay, good night gracies.

Sun 2012 Mar 25, 11:13pm
On Ace of Spades

#9 "If I had a country..."

Such a runaway thread winner, I had to make the poster.

http://bit.ly/GQwaRh

But, whoa! So many outstanding and close runners-up. Special mention for #360 "neighborhood cat."

Sat 2012 Mar 24

Sat 2012 Mar 24, 11:21pm
On Ace of Spades

As usual, I can't be here for the ONT (or much else), but I couldn't stop reading last night's. Yowch!

I remember a game in high school where a fellow on the other team ran madly at the ref. The ref just kind-of leaned over and the kid spiraled over him.

What made me think of that? Something about a coblogger.

(Took a while to figure out what a coblogger was! But I already had appreciated the rule that if you don't understand something on here, do not search on it.)

Sat 2012 Mar 24, 11:11pm
On Ace of Spades

I told everybody not to say anything interesting until I got back.

Just read the whole thread.

Thanks for complying.

snirk

Fri 2012 Mar 23

Fri 2012 Mar 23, 10:40pm
On Ace of Spades

Hold on. I've gotta go home to bed. Don't anybody say anything interesting until I get back in the morning.

Fri 2012 Mar 23, 10:11pm
On Ace of Spades

48. If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.
--USS Diversity

Sure, it's early, but I nominate this for thread winner for best current news memes mash-up with disturbing cross-gender implications.

Fri 2012 Mar 23, 11:20am
On Ace of Spades

This thread! It's so grungy and old! Almost 700 comments! I can't believe I read (sort-of) the whole thing.

Peaches and olives?

I thought peanut butter was bad for dogs. Chocolate definitely.

We have mostly switched from good ol' olive oil to even better coconut oil.

And who reads the butt-ends of threads?

Oh yeah, and Obama is a stuttering clusterfluke of ... oh, right, steevy took care of that already.

Thu 2012 Mar 22

Thu 2012 Mar 22, 11:17pm
On Ace of Spades

Uoooosneeet. SHHHHH! Fergawdsake, folks, Rule #1 of noosgroups is we don't talk about the final frontier!

Thu 2012 Mar 22, 11:01pm
On Ace of Spades

This thread! It's so shiny and new! Less than 100 comments! I must leave my carbon footprint upon it. PRE-100st!

Now I can go off to bed and sleep peacefully.

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