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Make America Great Again: MW
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Hey! I resemble that!

As I saw the previous thread slip by #1000, I thought, time for a 2nd election night thread. Lo and behold...!

A note for all the nervous nellies tonight:

Don't take life so serious - it ain't no-how permanent.
-Pogo

H: "The panhandle will put him over the top..."

*nervous look*: "Um, Mein Feuhrer..."

"...Nutria are rodents..."

I'm glad somebody cleared that up for me. I thought it was that hazelnut(?) spread popular in, like, Australia or England or somewhere weird like that....

You know, it would never be this close if Jeb! had been the nominee, as the gods intended!

Please clap.

* pat on the shoulder for Cap Whitebread for your dad *

DeplorableJewells45: ...if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?

Well, then, of course, pix, or... you know.

Catching up on a few threads back...

As for un-un-friending friends, I have no twit or facilebook accounts, but most of our relatives (my own & my in-laws) are old-school hard-core yaller dawg Dems for Hillary. So we don't talk polyticks with them anyway, for the sake of family peace. Nothing's changed there in years.

It's a funny thing, though. I keep thinking of whatever commenter that is who says he was trained to kill Commies and it's hard to resist following that training now. I wasn't thus trained, but I sympathize. Thanksgiving will be with a table full of The Enemy. Again.

Bulletin!! This just in:

Obama has issued an Executive Order dissolving the Electoral College and abnegating the entire 2016 Presidential election, granting himself another 16 years as President.

Three Republicans write a stern objection.

** looking at sickening exit polls **

Oh, Lord, if you will suppress the Evil One and let Trump win, I swear that I will never again....

** looks at better exit numbers **

...um... hang on, Lord....

As we left Ranchero Webworker this afternoon, we wondered whether to go vote first or go drop stuff at the office.

We decided to go to the office first, vote later. That proved a fortuitous choice: While cutting through Fatcat Estates on our way in, we saw a pretty doggie racing around in the street, trying to get killed.

We stopped, hooked up our leash on her (much to the consternation of our own GoodBoy), checked her tags, and called the vet. While we are on the phone, a car pulls up. It's her master who was looking for her. Really nice dog, but as he said, not all that smart.

Later, when we went in to vote, we ran into an old friend at the polling place and got the chance to chat and get caught up with her.

So, again, our choice to vote later was fortuitous timing.

We said we'd take it as positive signs. Like the Cubs winning.

Jane D'oh: ...Heh. My poor husband couldn't help but chuckle that voting for the Beast sent his mom into a stroke.

Glad you said that. Everyone had the thought, but could not rightly make the joke.

Did my Civic Dooty.

I found it a lot less traumatic to vote for Trump than voting for either McCaint or O'Romney.

Watch closely, now, folks, as I perform my famous logoff disappearing act. Ready?

3... Good night, Gracies!

2... Remember to vote, conscious or conscience your choice

1... ** BAMF! **

I don't want to get caught up in the Tattoo Wars going on tonight, but I have to say...

My daughter has a couple of friends, and they both have tattoos all up and down their arms & elsewhere. They're married, with a young girl-child.

Sad to report, their daughter inherited their tattoos, and they didn't mix well. Poor kid. Just one example: Eagle on Dad's arm, heart on Mom's, too heart-wrenching to relate what the kid's mixed version looked like....

:O

Since some folks apparently missed my #55:

Ralph Peters: Clinton is corrupt, greedy and despicable but I have to vote for her over Trump
https//youtu.be/4_8i5MsaJe4

But in the "we'll always have Paris" vein, here's Best of Peters:

Ralph Peters: The way you deal with IS is to kill them, kill the last one and then kill his pet goat
https://youtu.be/6xRKezjOrVc

Whut? The invention of the parking meter is the "Most Impressive Thing" about Oklahoma? Pbbbthhhhh.

Pardon me while I don't bother to look at the other states.

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Just got home. First autumn rain has been drizzling along all day, the oaks are turning, and nights are chilly.

At least I don't have set back the clocks disorder, since we never sprang forward in the first place.

Speaking of...

My out-of-town son and my daughter haven't been without their sibling disputes, but tonight they had an amicable discussion in which it seems she actually managed to talk him out of voting for Johnson.

(To be fair, voting for Johnson was for him a "I won't be held responsible" thing, as we all know Trump will sweep Oklahoma.)

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Daughter just finished helping us research all the downballot races and state questions, including those regarding the death penalty, 10 commandments, and booze.

Sell cold full-strength beer in groceries? Outrageous! Oooohhhhhhklahoma....

I just want to say that I've just had one of the biggest disappointments of this election year:

Ralph Peters: Clinton is corrupt, greedy and despicable but I have to vote for her over Trump
https//youtu.be/4_8i5MsaJe4

I had a lot of respect for Ralph Peters, until this evening. Now, I'm afraid, I will never have the slightest respect for him ever again. Apparently another tragic case of election-provoked psychic dissonance.

Crazy conspiratorial commenter Mark Dice has it more together than Col. Peters:

Voting for Gary Johnson Helps Hillary Clinton - Here's Why
https//youtu.be/RAJBrnFQj_I

Is politics banned on the ONT tonight?

HAHAHAHHAHHA.

Um... Is it?

Sounds pretty cushy.
Posted by: creeper

Not sure what Milady would say about that...

But I'd bet you'd be less tooth & claw-y.

Good night, creeper.