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Berserker #813: ...Its a frigging meat market out there. Where the hell is your inner Viking?...

* sighs *

* smiles *

* goes and hugs the Mrs. *

bebe #810: That was a very rare exception, and well you know it.

Well, not that rare -- but it is fun when everybody gets loose on a theme like that, isn't it?

And as for what I "well know," naw, my blog reading is sporadic lately and I also wander away if the repartee isn't my cup of tee sometimes, so I can't really judge recent patterns.*

I jus' wanted to riff on good old yesterday joke. Couldn't help m'self.

*I consider any thread which has "posted by: bebe's boobs destroy" to be a good one, though.

I miss the old days when these overnight threads were fun and silly. I remember, this one time, folks started posting twisted summaries for movies, and the hilarity went on all night.

Ah, the good old day.

* slips in side door, grabs a bottle from the buffet *

Hi, y'all!

Wasn't "Comedic Assholes" the original name of the Butthole Surfers?

* burp *

Well, I was thisclose.

Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman are probably a better fit for #666 anyway.

Goooooodnite again.

Executive revolts against boss, fired, causes trouble for everyone.

I could sit up all night reading this thread.

Oh, wait, no I can't.

Funds missing at small S&L cause owner to threaten his uncle, get drunk, wreck car, and have bizarre hallucinations, that include people throwing money at him.

Gooooooood night, band of Hordelings.

Haven't read all the comments. but have read back quite a ways from the bottom.

So, excuse me if this has been done.

Two drug-dealing hippies bike around the country to a great sound track, then die.

(Which is how it felt in theaters in the original run. Girlfriend and I were underwhelmed.)

Read the content. Skipping the comments so I can watch some tee vee.

Don't judge me.

Water looks cold.

Dat wymmon she gon' have some perky nips.

Clicked on the "Cray-Cray Aunt Esther" link...

Couldn't help noticing she's really rocking that James Brown hairstyle. Am I the only one who sees that similarity?

#aloha

?? Am I early or is the art thread late?

Kinda nice to get my howdy in on the EMT for a change.

Howdy.

Now, back to checking the headlines & comments

By the time I'd cruised through the post and the first 100 comments, I ended up with seven tabs open, most of them videos to watch.

Ain' nobod' got time for all this content!

* pushes peas around on plate so it looks like I ate some. *

Wait, the "gay" in the new B&B flick is Gaston's little #2 buddy? Wasn't he gay in the animated?

I remember when fops were comic relief - funny not for their sexuality but for their very foppishness. Paul Lynde. Same for transsies. See: Uncle Milty.

Used to be ha ha it's funny because he's so effeminate. Now they try to make that heroic or important.

And, yeah, even in the animated, in the end, I thought Belle should have taken one look at the saved-transformed beast and said, uh, can you change back, else I gotta go...

* reads the comments *

I have this image in mind of going to a museum with The Horde, and enjoying the shock on the faces of other, somber, sober museum patrons as the Moron comments bubble forth at each work. Mothers covering their childrens' ears and running for the exits.

The Horde, meanwhile, leaving a trail of beer cans and cig butts.

Hey! I'm kinda early for the ahrt thread!

NE OK report: We had a heckuva downpour last night. Not enough to totally break the drought, but we'll take all the help we can get, especially with all the wild prairie fires we've been having.

This morning the skies are clear and it's going up into the 70s. Should be a great day.

Weather-wise, anyway. The rest of my life is still ... an interesting challenge.

Gooooood morning, hordelingkind!

Lance McCormick: ...my actual favorite, the self-driving cars at the 4-way stop where none went first....

John Prine: The Accident

I just arose, with a thought so profound, so important, that I've rushed to the computer to convey it... after feeding the pets, getting a bite for myself, and making coffee... but otherwise rushed to convey this:

In Soviet Union, beef wagyu.

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Perhaps I should just go back to bed....

#willowedWit

Should Lorne Grabher win his case to renew the personalized last-name license plate he's had for decades...

...he should get a license plate frame that, below the plate, says "by the pu$$y"...

Goooood afternoon, morning threaders.

* aliens must register television promo *

* national anthem with jets flying over capitol *

* prayer by Rev Billy Graham *

* zzzzz *