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Posted by: mindful webworker - oops at January 06, 2015 08:47 AM (3rpCw)

Unless you stay glued to the blog 24/7, there's no way to keep up on who's birthing who when. Those babies are sneaky little critters.

Seems I misread about tsrbaby's arrival. Sorry for false rumormongering.

fingers not fonts... fonts come later.

Morning, Glories!

tsrblke is a daddy I read? Congratulations! I assume I'll find out the details as we roll along - sex, name, weight, number of fonts and toes (I remember counting....)

Now, on to reading y'all's comments.

Certain questions come to mind.

Are they stacked side-by-side or upper-and-lower?

Can he fap both at once?

Can one be erect and the other flaccid?

Are both connected to the bladder? How's his aim at the urinal? Is that a two-handed job?

Are they both normal size or a pair of pencil dicks?

Did he ever do it with a girl with two vaginas?

Is he twice as dumb as men with just one?

When people ask, "How's it hanging?" does he say, "Both ways"?

Shel Silverstein: Stacy Brown Got Two (45 Vinyl)
http://youtu.be/32_BAH1d-H4

The current Pope is a big fake-out.

The other Pope is still the real Pope. But do you see anything about him in the news? Nope. Great trick, eh? This other guy is like a body double, in function.

Don't tell the devil.

Oh, and good evening, early ONTers.

Grunt: "…quite the eclectic tour list."

Funny thing is, we've lived in two of those places; also spent considerable time in Springfield, when I had relatives residing there.

Never heard of Anson, Texas, though. Googlymapping, it looks like about as smallville in the middle of nowhere as you can get.

Pete: "…two links per reply…"

Tha's me: always pushin' the envelope.

I jus' could'a swored that I got away with leaving three links and an image in a comment a few weeks back.

Is pushing the envelope anything like not being able to fight your way out of a paper bag?

Grunt's amazing Christmas Review 2014 post ended with a Michael Martin Murphey album cover. (Do I show my age saying album?)

Daughter saw it and pointed to the "Live in:" blurb, noting city #2 is… here! A little searching suggests it may have been recorded at the Cow Thieves & Outlaws Reunion out at Woolaroc Museum & Preserve, which is actually the next county over. But close enough to here. So that's my launching-point for more local-color News from the Middle of America, y'all.

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News from here

We know how to party 'round these parts.

This is the month when the hearty souls of winter prepare to don fancy gowns, tiaras, Hawaiian shorts and costumes galore for a colorful plunge into icy cold water in a charity event unlike any found in Bartlesville other days of the year.

Polar Plunge 2015, the annual fundraiser for Oklahoma Special Olympics…

Tulsa World

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News from hereabouts

Do you enjoy the Great Outdoors and need a job?

Tallgrass Prairie Preserve north of Pawhuska rolls on for miles. The Tallgrass Prairie Preserve is the largest preserved tract of native Tallgrass Prairie in the world. …

The Turners have been docents at the Tallgrass Prairie Preserve, located north of Pawhuska, for 20 years.

"We have people from all over the world who come to see it because they have heard about it," Betty said. "Part of the uniqueness of this place is that there are some areas where you can stand and not see any evidence of mankind.

"It's pretty neat. And if you have some bison running through, that's pretty nice, too."

Tallgrass Prairie Preserve is recruiting docents for 2015.

Tulsa World

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MMmm... two links and an image.. Guess I better stop there.

Apparently, Will Smith's son has been mocked for tweeting odd things. I haven't followed this story and I sure don't want to pile on the mocking, but I did have to laugh at Jaden Smith’s Nonsensical Tweets Actually Make Perfect Sense As “Garfield” Comics. (Warning: Buzzfeed link.)

Baer told Rumor Fix in an exclusive interview, “She was ‘Elly May’ until the day she died. When I saw her for autograph signings or other gatherings she always dressed the same with pink or blue and, of course, those signature pigtails.”

Still embracing the character of “Jethro Bodine”, Baer noted with a sad tone in his voice, “I’m the last man standing. All the actors, producers—everybody on the show is gone.”

When Miss Douglas gave her autograph, she included the Bible verse Proverbs 3: 5-6: “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him and He will make your paths straight.”

Political Clown Parade

Since I just happened to have watched these yesterday:

Donna Douglas's Twilight Zone episode, Eye of the Beholder, free to watch on Hulu. (Commercial runs first.) One of those Rod Serling half-hour stories that would have made a great ten-minute tale, but Douglas was pretty good. She also had a blink-and-you'll-miss-it part in another TZ, a kind of Wonderful Life story, with Carol Burnett in the "George Bailey" role. Cavender Is Coming. Cavender is Clarence, played by the late Jesse White, best known as the lonely Maytag repair man. Actually the better of these two TZ stories.

You can find the Beverly Hillbillies episodes on your own, I presume.

Pete, know that Tyler is in our prayers here at Webworker Castle. By God's grace, modern medicine can do wonders; may they do a wonder for Tyler.

He looks great, smiling, strong — those are good medicines and I hope he can be positive in the hard days ahead.

Your nutritional posts are much appreciated, oh hyphenated one, especially the digestive info lately, as I continue to recover after recent months of severe gastrointestinal disorder. Care & feeding of the inner swamp.

But, but… now I want a Big Mac and large fries! (Well, one of those Oklahoma Beef burgers and the big, fresh-not-frozen fries from a different establishment.)

:D

Windmill farms are where the Green movement eats its own tail.

They're building a big wind farm west of here, which recently got a go-ahead against opposition. It's at cross purposes with the local avian research center. Carefully raise an eagle. Get to see it shredded. Okay, it's mostly more common birds, but still…. And ICYMI, some AmerIndian tribes can legally collect "protected" eagle feathers, but for the rest of us to so much as pick one up off the ground is a federal crime; windmills get a total pass for their mass slaughter, though, if they catch a protected critter.

Daughter was in a whole foods looking at some socks. Another customer saw her looking at them and they got to talking. Daughter said they seemed like nice socks, but she was concerned because they were "made with wind power." The other customer did not comprehend. By the time Daughter finished explaining about windmills as migratory bird Cuisinarts, she had additional audience of another customer and a store clerk. (Subversive!)

Our congressman was the first out of the gate saying he wouldn't vote for Boehner. (Yay, Jim!) Elect the right guy in the first place, and you don't have to tell him how to vote, just send him a note of thanks.

This formula — elect the right guy in the first place — sounds like something Neil dG Tyson would say. (Reminds me of Will Rogers's advice: buy stock in a company where the stock price will go up; if it don't go up, don't buy it.) Our guy Jim sounded like the Real Deal when he was running, but I had my… cynicism in general, more than doubts about him in particular, I guess. He's turning out to be the most solid congressman in our state, if not one of the best in the House.

“When our Constitution is under assault and House Republicans give away our Constitutional power of the purse, they share the guilt of abandoning our founding principles,” he said.

He concluded by pointing to the cromnibus as the primary reason he will vote against Boehner as speaker.

“The CR/Omnibus legislation sufficiently undermines the checks and balances enshrined in the Constitution that it warrants my pending vote against the Speaker,” Bridenstine said. “Speaker Boehner went too far when he teamed with Obama to advance this legislation. He relinquished the power of the purse, and with it he lost my vote.”

Breitbart

Hey, this is exciting. All the morons crowded into the waiting room!

Our first was home-born. Happened so fast the midwife was late getting to the bedroom from the living room. I got a quick lesson in midwifery. And biology.

Our next were twins. Ten minutes from hospital arrival to birth of son #1, ten minutes later, son #A. No time for the docs to intervene with anything.

Birth is spectacular and scary. Milady was, plainly, good at it. I count our blessings, but sometimes wish, despite the terror of childbirth, that we had had more kids.

Newborn and mother doodle from years back, link in nic.

Encourage his good behavior, MWW. :^) I think Congresspeople like position reinforcement

Reposting from late last thread, because I have nothing else, new, or better to say:

FenelonSpoke: "If you have a Republican Rep please e-mail or call themthem today and urge them not to vote for Boehner as Speaker even if you think it will do no good."

My problem helping on this is, my congressman was already the first out of the gate saying he wouldn't vote for Boehner. (Yay, Jim!) Only thing to write him for is thanks and congratulations.

Elect the right guy in the first place - save on stamps (real & figurative).

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Now I gots to go do stuff in the so-called real world. Have a day, folks.

FenelonSpoke: "If you have a Republican Rep please e-mail or call themthem today and urge them not to vote for Boehner as Speaker even if you think it will do no good."

My problem helping on this is, my congressman was already the first out of the gate saying he wouldn't vote for Boehner. (Yay, Jim!) Only thing to write him for is thanks and congratulations.

Elect the right guy in the first place - save on stamps (real & figurative).

Morning, Glories! (fewenuf swiped my greeting )

Incipient sunrise. All of 12° out. Maybe a little warmer in. Much warmer under the covers, but I must abandon my secure position soon. After I get caught up on comments...