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...the Boston Snowglobe, a sealed bubble of fakery full of snowflakes.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

Heh. Good one, hobo.

IT"S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN"T CROSS ARMS YOU DON"T HAVE!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLEBREGER

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MICHELLE DIDN'T REALLY LOSE AN ARM.

#CrossedArms

Dang. Apparently I was on another Pixy-banned AT&T IP. Reboot cell. Try #2:

Crossed arms? What about that pouty mouth?

Almost looks like she could be thinking, "I was never proud of my adoptive country until they voted for my Donald!"

Hahahaha. Silly me. No 1st Lady would think like that.

Sudden insight!

Vorlon poetry

Leftist rhetoric

Virtually indistinguishable?

rickb223 at April 03, 2017 12:29 PM (TUUTu)

That's a hash that occasional commenter Sugar Plum Fairy would like to have.

Doesn't fit rickb as well.

A belated good morning to alla y'all in Graybox, Peruvia.

Awakened this morning by Out-of-Town Son, calling to tell us that the latest scan showed they're having a boy.

(Yes, we discussed that they only have to watch out for one penis not many.)

(Avoided, at least for this morning's conversation, chiding him again that it's past time they got married. At least before the baby arrives, I keep thinking and praying.)

So... if I live to be 80 I might see him grow up. Better take my vitamins.

That's my news. Now I'm'a gonn' go back and check on JJ & VNN.

* I called Milady "grandmaw" today. heh heh heh *

Don't die little thread! Don't die! I still have to brush my teeth and need to be entertained for a few more minutes!

* smacks thread with bamboo stick around head & shoulders *

ET! Don't die!

* whacks thread in chest with computer-repair precision model 5# rubber mallet *

Tinkerbell! Don't die!

* claps hands, clicks heels *

There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...

OH, AUNTIE EM!

* jumps out from behind lurker hedge *

guns boobs and booze; bang, bounce, and belch

Sure, sounds like fun... until you realize this could describe... worst case scenario.... Hillz & Huma!

* leaps out window *

* does a ctrl-f search of page *

Seems we're 250+ comments in tonight and no one has mentioned that "Steve and Cold Bear" is listed twice on the wall of puppet shame? [no math]=over 100 total sox, actually.

Greetin's cretins. Hope the deplorable Horde is being passably peaceable tonight.

Muldoon makes limericking look so easy.

"You gotta know where the rocks are."
-Just the Punchline

1. Thread Drift

This concern, for if one photo looks
like Lincoln or not, kinda sooks:
Whilst analysts rage,
Who's turning the page
to get back on-topic with books?

2. Thread Tangles

This concern, for judicial appointment,
majority Senate annointment,
its ups and its downs
and the congress of clowns
...

(um)

(dang!)

(can't use disappointment to rhyme appointment. AH!)

can't be had without plenty of ointment.

(HELP! REWRITE!)

Oregon Muse in the post above:
"... Even if it's these pants, which look to be of the sort that Goldie Hawn used to wear on Laugh-In."

Me, two book threads ago, comment #90:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=368880
"Didn't Goldie Hawn wear those pants on Laugh-In?"

What are you, Amy Schumer? Where's my 2¢ royalty?

Morning, readers.

The Duties of the Day beckon... and I must follow...

I'm gonna miss the pet thread again, I'm afraid...

Me: SO, I goose-goose-ducked

Ugh. I meant duck-duck-go'd. Duck-duck-went? THAT doesn't sound right.

Whatever.

All Hail Eris #237: Why has no one invented a crap-a-pult for catshit?

My immediate thought was, someone surely has.

SO, I googled goose-goose-ducked on "cat shit catapult" and got a remarkable number or returns.

First two results, both YouTube:

Poop Catapult
http://youtu.be/Sv34bye6xxI

Poop: I INVENTED A TURD CATAPULT
http://youtu.be/KyhUENxDl_o

Note: I did not follow either link.

Emmie #223: Mindful, just want to say hello. I appreciate your greetings when you drop by on a thread.

Why, hello back, and thanks, Emmie. Appreciate that.

I think I may be closer to some of these folks in gray boxes than I am with any of my siblings.

Vic: Best thing for moles and voles is an outside cat.

Yeah, a couple of days ago, I found a good-size mole, dead, on the lawn. Not sure if it was one of the cats or maybe the dog, since it wasn't eaten.

In any case, the cats are outnumbered. And they're all old. We may need a younger pet that likes to dig.

fluffy: ...every time I fart a chipmunk dies.

Does it work for squirrels? How 'bout moles? Got a real problem with moles.

(Passes fluffy a large bowl of baked beans)

What I've retained from reading the morning threads:

the Bible teaches us to confess our sins to one another and then son no more.

power doesn't come from the barrel of a gin

I'm doing coke in the mornings

stink eye and full throated shriekfest

I'm pretty sure Stink Eye and Full Throated Shriekfest toured with Zappa and the Mothers back in 1970.

Well, ONTers, my Entertainment Quotient has been reached. Tank topped off.

JJ & Vic are calling.

So, time to toddle off into the realm of dreams, somewhere far away from these walking nightmares.

zzzzz *hic* zzzzz
*snerk* zzzzz *whu...?*
zzzz *put that back!* zzzzz