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Oops. Slip away with not from.

Never miiind.

FenelonSpoke: And here's a devotion from Loving Grace Ministry-"Slip away with Jesus":
http://tinyurl.com/nksn5k2

Even with Javascript on I got nothing but a blank page. (Maybe plug-ins are required; if so, just forget it.)

Maybe that's the point. What you get if you slip away from Jesus? Nothing.

MrScribbler: I think I actually watched one complete [SNL] show, way back when the original cast was doing it. Every. Damn. Person. on that show was unfunny, and seemed to be on drugs.

IIRC, that was the attraction.

Village Idiot's Apprentice: Any reports on the Donald hosting SNL last night? Short reviews, recaps? 100 words or less?

The first SNL skit with Trump was, upon reflection, not that bad. He'd been Pres. for 2 years, the economy was thriving, Putin was cowed, things were going great. Best line: Pres of Mexico comes in and hands him a check for building the wall and is grateful for it!

The only problem is, the American people are not happy about winning and being happy. All too real, that.

Trump then breaks the 4th wall and talks about how this is what it will be like so vote for him.

And it featured his real daughter.

I turned it off right after that.

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103 words not counting the quoteback and this paragraph. Close enough?

Morning, Glories!

I dreamed I was Donald Trump. I dealt with anyone who got in my way with power and confidence.

But I had my own hair.

No more TV before bedtime for me!

Looks like they've used up all their good material.

Good night, Gracies.

Okay, laughed at the end of that sketch. I should quit while they're ahead.

Pres of Mexico: I brought you the check for the wall.

First laugh I've had.

These two imitators have got the hair all wrong.

Wow, that intro sukd. Respect for Trump for unselfconcious self-consciousness but, I may just give up here.

Okay, The Donald

zzzzzzzzzzz

Is that Trump as Sanders? I'm confused. *drinks*

Why are these people laughing?

Here we go. SNL.

Chivas... that doesn't spoil if opened nearly 20 years ago, right? *sniffs*

Well, the Cabernet is gone. And it's still ten minutes until Saturday Night Trump starts.

If I'm going to do this, I may have to break discipline and...

* checks Mom's liquor cabinet *

Wow! Some of this stuff hasn't been touched since my step-father died back in the late '80s! Hmmm....

Today there were vets outside the grocery store.

Donated to some kid's surgery and bought two chances on winning a choice of two rifles. (Sorry, not a gun guy, can't remember what, one was a Mossberg something I think.)

If I win, I guess I'll have to find some spare change to buy... what's it called? Ammunition? Of course, that stuff is dangerous....

Unless I have a boating accident first.

cthulhu at November 07, 2015 10:42 PM

Nice, cthulu.

* raises glass to Koda, and all the good doggehs *

Um... SNL still starts at 10:30pm Central, right? Just checking.

Also wondering if I can figure out Mom's TV/cable remote control. I think an airplane dashboard would be simpler.

Milady corrects me quoting her. Mondale > Reagan in Minn by "a couple thousand votes."