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Babies grow up too fast. A simple reminder of simple days, like discovering you can find your foot.
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I've got one two three four
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five toes on my left foot.
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One two three four
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five toes on my right foot.
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Five fingers on each hand.
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Don't you think it's grand
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Babies learn to stand
G7
on our own two feet.
2.
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I've got one cute nose
G
in the middle of my face.
G
Shining eyes
C
on either side.
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Two ears to hear what's said.
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I'm usually well-fed.
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I have to go to bed
G7
on time!
3.
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I'm a baby
G
but I'm growing really fast.
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It isn't much
C
but I've begun to have a past.
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Although the past is all I've got,
C
I hope I'm rightly taught
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By everything I got
G7
from my family.
4.
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Like my one two three four
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five toes on my left foot
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One two three four
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five toes on my right foot
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Five fingers on each hand.
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Don't you think it's grand
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Babies learn to stand
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on our own two feet.
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[MCP:] We're gonna take away abortion, Woman has to learn her proper role. We're gonna outlaw the diaphram, take away your pill, and put the man back in control We're gonna put ya back up on your pedestal And not care about what you think Gonna take away your job so you'll stay at home Knocked up and at the kitchen sink We're going back, back, to the good old days, of the bustle and the petticoat We're going back to the ways that God intended Gonna take away your right to vote! Oink! Oink! Gonna take away your right to vote!
[femlib:] You can never take away abortion, You can only make one hard to get. I'll never give up my self-control And you haven't found yours yet. I'll never go back the way it was Because slavery is dead. And you better wise up or you're liable to find You're in a big cold lonely bed. We're going forward ho! to the better ways, And we've only just begun to grow. God gave me a mind and the will to find what's right and She ought to know. That's right! I said I think She ought to know.
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1.
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I just had a waffle,
and I'm really feelin' awful!
Think that waffle had an awful
C
lotta mold.
Gm7
My pat of butter wouldn't melt.
I think I know just how it felt.
That moldy awful waffle really
F
felt cold.
2. My maple syrup I insist, 'll tell you musta turned to crystal, 'cause the jug I lug around won't even pour. And now this crummy fork of mine has broken for the final tine and I can't use it for the what the fork it's for.
3. My chin was wet with spittle when I spied the peanut brittle with a taste I mighta died for in my youth. But when I gave a chunk a try it turned out mighty hard and dry and now I got that crummy stuff stuck in my tooth.
4. I had to melt away the toffee so I poured a cup of coffee. It did the job. I also burnt my tongue. You wonder why I screamed and flailed? It made me yell, and I inhaled. There's moldy toffee coffee waffles in my lung!
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #4
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School Bus
There's a school bus Ahead of us We'd better honk at them HONK! HONK! [repeat]
Bees in the Trees
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Bees in the trees
Fmaj7 G
And my pet is wet
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Froggy is as groggy
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As a froggy can get
[Parents sing:] [Children sing:]
G Am G G Am G
I see Ba-by I see Dad-dy [or Mom-my]
F6 D G F6 D G
Baby can't see me! Daddy can't see me!
I Bought Me a Horse
I bought me a horse The horse pleased me Fed my horse under yonder tree Horse goes neigh, neigh Sheep goes bleigh, bleigh Pig goes griffy graffy Goose goes lissie lassie Duck goes quack quack Hen goes simmy sac simmy sac Guinea goes paw track paw track Cat goes fay-lo-fay-lo-fee
Swing Set
C Swing set C Am C Swings get wet Bb C When it's been raining outside C But not C Am C When it's hot Bb C Then all the swings are dried Remember Remember Whether or not it's rained Your questions will Be answered and Everything explained
Doodley Doo
F Dm-F
Doo-dle-y doo
Dm
Bo-dee-oh
Gm7
Fid-dle dee dee
Db C
Bah-zoo-kah
Db C
Muh-zur-kah
F
Ka-ZOO!
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B
Well, it's two per cent vim
and ten per cent vigor
E
when you gotta go up against
B
somebody bigger'n' you
but you do it when you gotta
Gb
if you got no choice.
B
Half the time you'll find that
as a matter of fact
E
it's not how big you really are
but how big you act;
B Gb
you can beat 'em with both hands behind your back
B
if you can use your voice.
Gb
Keep in mind what Will or was it Roy Rogers might've said
B
Doncha argue with a fellah with a foolish head
Abm F
'Cause the onlooker can't rightly tell
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Which of you is the foolMindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | 2 Percent Vim, page 2
B
Well now I'm goin' on record
as a pacifist
E
but I'm a hot-tempered guy
and it's hard to resist
B
throwin' punches when a fellah
Gb
is punchin' my eyeballs in.
B
I realize there's times
when y'gotta fight
E
but let's make it not here
not with me not tonight;
B
it's not fightin' that I mind
Gb
it's just a stupid waste of time
B
is a sin.
One never knows where one will find inspiration. The title for this song came, in Chicago on 1987 Oct 6, from a milk bottle. 2% VIM label by Dean Foods Co., Franklin Park, Ill. 60131
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #5
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