1.
     E                  B
Last night Mary Lou got busted
       B                      E
'Cause she had a roach in her car
    E                Gbm
And Alvin the former heroin addict
    E             B             E
Got caught with a home-grown 'cigar'.

2.
E                      B
Harry used to play the horses
  B                       E
Until he got turned on to grass
       E                 Gbm
He was doin' okay in the new job he had
           E           B       E
When they 'rrested ol' Harry's ass.

3.
    E                  B
And they only wanted a toke
    B                          E
No, they did not want to shoot up
    E                 Gbm
Not one even wanted a drink
    E           B            E
And sometimes a law can just stink.