1.
       G7
Farmer Jones and Farmer Smith / Like to perpetuate the myth
                                   Bb7            G7
They're out there growin' strictly legal on their land

           G7
But if you only knew the truth / They're simply catering to youth
                                Bb7             G7
You see they're businessmen and there's a big demand (for)

    C                              C7
Marijuana (Got to hide it from the cops)
    G                                 G7
Marijuana (Let's hope neither of them stops)
    C                               C7
Marijuana (Growin' green 'n' golden tops)
  D
  Have another puff / If you had enuff
  Whydoncha pass that j to me

2.
       G7
Farmer Jones's day is done / Smith stops to watch the setting sun
                           Bb7              G7
They like to have a little fun like you and me

           G7
The reason they're not raisin' pork / Is 'cause the folks up in New York
                               Bb7             G7
Might pay as much as two point five for one oh-zee (of)

    C                                 C7
Marijuana (They're just in it for the profit)
    G                                 G7
Marijuana ('Though the cops'd like to off it)
    C                                 C7
Marijuana (Say, how long you had that cough?
                 D
  It smells like harsh ol' 'lumbo in this J
  Why don't you buy from the U S of A?)
[Opening strains of the national anthem in G]