Cash Crop
These farmers ain't no fools.
1. G7 Farmer Jones and Farmer Smith / Like to perpetuate the myth Bb7 G7 They're out there growin' strictly legal on their land G7 But if you only knew the truth / They're simply catering to youth Bb7 G7 You see they're businessmen and there's a big demand (for) C C7 Marijuana (Got to hide it from the cops) G G7 Marijuana (Let's hope neither of them stops) C C7 Marijuana (Growin' green 'n' golden tops) D Have another puff / If you had enuff Whydoncha pass that j to me
2. G7 Farmer Jones's day is done / Smith stops to watch the setting sun Bb7 G7 They like to have a little fun like you and me G7 The reason they're not raisin' pork / Is 'cause the folks up in New York Bb7 G7 Might pay as much as two point five for one oh-zee (of) C C7 Marijuana (They're just in it for the profit) G G7 Marijuana ('Though the cops'd like to off it) C C7 Marijuana (Say, how long you had that cough? D It smells like harsh ol' 'lumbo in this J Why don't you buy from the U S of A?) [Opening strains of the national anthem in G]
(Adjust the line about the cash price according to current markets.)
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #2