Gravel and Mud

Talent is one thing. Skill in expressing one's talents is quite another

1.
Listen to your music, listen to your song,
Can't tap my foot, never sing along,

Noises that yer makin' chill my blood.
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

2.
Bass is full of rumble, treble full of hiss,
Wonder if I'll tumble to the words I miss,

Noises that yer makin' sound like crud.
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

3.
Monophonic melody leaves me wond'rin' if it rocks.
Sounds like you were poundin' on a cardboard box.

Could've been wecowded by Elmer Fudd.
You wascally wabbit, ooo, gwavel and mud.

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

4.
Used to you could do it but you' lost the touch. 
Maybe you been playin' with yourself too much.

Cause it's you on top of you as you whack your... guitar.
Gravel! Gravel and Mud!

Noise on top of Noise! Noise on top of Noise!
Gravel and Mud! Gravel and Mud!

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5.
Quality recordings, heard 'em before.
I know you can do it, a time or two or more,

But this noise on top of noise when you overdud,
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

6.
Crazy clever English, play guitar like the King,
Poundin' out the good licks; the boy knows how to sing.

But when yer reel-to-reelin' really starts to unravel,
Mud and Gravel! Mud and Gravel!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

7.
Before you get bent out of shape because of what I said,
You ought to know yer crummy tape's been wearin' down my head!

I wouldn't be quite so concerned about your wayward soul
If you didn't act like you were God's gift to ROCK AND ROLL!

When it's just noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
It's not ROCK AND ROLL BABY ROCK AND ROLL!

NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE! NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE!
NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE! NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE!

NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF
ROCK AND ROLL BABY ROCK AND ROLL!

(carry on frantically with much prancing about until exhausted)