1.
Dm
Two weeks off
      F     Dm
  for every year.
Eb
Unread books.
    Dm
  Expensive beer.
   Dm
Suburban dream house
  F         Dm
  free from noise.
Eb
In the yard work
  Dm
  knee-grow boys.
Eb
Cereal burger.
  Dm
  Flavored waste.
Eb
Artificial
     Dm
  preservative paste.
Eb
Short on vitamins.
  Dm
  Flat in taste.
    Eb
But Neiman-
         F
  Marcus toys!

   2.
Years of toil,
  Enduring lack.
A good-investment
  Cadillac™.
Frozen processed
  food and drink.
Pay a woman to
  clean the sink.
Poison spray to
  kill the bugs.
Two machines to
  clean the rugs.
Why do the kids want
  to look like thugs?
They don't know
  how to think!

   3.
Try to show
  how much I care.
Pay my son to
  cut his hair.
Don't let daughter
  be a mess.
Purchase her a
  decent dress.
Happy to help them
  live their life.
Help my daughter to
  be a wife.
Son doesn't want the
  honor of strife.
Must be lazy
  I guess.

4.
Boys learn sports
  and automobiles.
Girls learn sewing
  and making meals.
Women gossip and
  Men don't cry.
No more labor
  when we die.
Captialism!
  Democracy!
Competition!
  The Brave and Free!
Eveyone else better
  think like me,
And he better
  not ask why!

5.
Work is hard but
  play is fun.
Politics is
  Washington.
Education is
  in the school.
Churches teach
  the Golden rule.
Court is order.
  Cops are laws.
No one said they
  don't have flaws.
But the came's back
  holds plenty of
     straws and
Eb       F       Gm
God will get the fool.
God will get the fool.
Eb       F       G
God will get the fool!