The Terrible Christmas Song

     C           F
In a cavern in a canyon,
     Bb              C
On a radar screen, a blip;
  C                 F
A fat man and eight reindeer
         Am                Bb
Tried to give our boys the slip.

           C                F
And if you want to know why Santa Claus
     Bb               C
Will not come to your town,
     C                  Am
It's 'cause our guys up in the skies
     Bb                   C
Were ordered to shoot him down.

The chord notations are approximate. Actual recording may vary. Minorly.