1.
Well I'm on a roll
'n you been rockin'
Whattaya say we
Just quit talkin'
Strip off our clothes
And crawl into bed
And we can give each other
  Social diseases
  We're falling to pieces
  But we'll do what we pleases
  We're already doomed

2.
Whatever you've got
I've already caught
Athlete's foot
And the creeping rot
Syphilis herpes AIDS flue gonorrhea
Too much socializin' has given me
  Social diseases
  We're falling to pieces
  But we'll do what we pleases
  We're already doomed