How To Tell Republicrats From Demmicans
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American Educational Trivia Co. presents:
HOW-TO TELL
THE REPUBLICRATS
FROM
THE DEMMICANS
1.
BUYING VOTES
Demmicans buy votes with
private property destruction and
socialist posturings.
Republicrats buy votes by
promising private industry
not to be Demmicans.
2.
ABUSING POWER
Republicrats like meddling,
locker searches, and armed incursions,
wherever there's a profit to be made.
Demmicans promote socialism by
promising private citizens not to be Republicrats.
When in power, they meddle in the economy instead.
3.
DOMESTIC POLICY
Demmicans want to coddle criminals.
Republicrats want to jail everybody.
4.
FOREIGN POLICY
Republicrats give away arms.
Demmicans give away money.