1.
Tell you the truth, this is official:
Dihydrous monoxide can be beneficial.
This is gospel. Must I write an epistle?
Dihydrous monoxide can wet your whistle

2.
It's so amazing that you have to get
Dihydrous monoxide if you wanna get wet.
It's so harmless, I heard from my vet,
Dihydrous monoxide is safe for your pet.

3.
I'm not making this up on a whim.
Dihydrous monoxide is required for a swim.
You need plenty for vigor and vim.
If you're out of it, life can be grim

4.
Plants gotta have it in order to grow.
You've gotta have it to go with the flow.
You're dihydrous monoxide from your head to your toe.
Dihydrous monoxide is H 2 0!

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5.
It's used by the laundress, the cook and the potter.
It's ice when it's cold and steam when it's hotter.
Give it to your children, every son and daughter.
Dihydrous monoxide is just plain water.

6.
It has no taste and yet it's delicious.
A man can drink as much as he wishes.
Woman enjoys it because she's
Discovered it has zero calories.

7.
Half a gallon a day wouldn't really hurt.
Have it with breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert.
Makes lots of squishy mud from ordinary dirt.
Without dihydrous monoxide your squirt gun won't squirt.

8.
You probably thought this would end eventually,
But more and more ideas keep occurring to me.
But with all this dihydrous monoxide you can see
Why this song has to end because I have to go
    get a hot chocolate.