How To Tell Republicrats From Demmicans | Head Shop Comix #2.4

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American Educational Trivia Co. presents:

HOW-TO TELL
THE REPUBLICRATS
FROM
THE DEMMICANS

1.
BUYING VOTES

Demmicans buy votes with
private property destruction and
socialist posturings.
Republicrats 1

Republicrats buy votes by
promising private industry
not to be Demmicans.
Republicrats 2

2.
ABUSING POWER

Republicrats like meddling,
locker searches, and armed incursions,
wherever there's a profit to be made.
Republicrats 3

Demmicans promote socialism by
promising private citizens not to be Republicrats.
When in power, they meddle in the economy instead.
Republicrats 4

3.
DOMESTIC POLICY

Demmicans want to coddle criminals.

Republicrats want to jail everybody.

Republicrats 5

4.
FOREIGN POLICY

Republicrats give away arms.

Demmicans give away money.

Republicrats 6

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How To Tell Republicrats From Demmicans | Head Shop Comix #2.4

Wednesday, May 7, 1997 - 13:48

First publication in mini-comic format, pages 4-5 of Head Shop Comix #2, 1995 Apr 7. Republished on the web 2002 May 1. Published to mindfulwebworks.com 2007 Mar 30. Reformatted 2011 Oct 10.
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Album:

Head Shop

Media:

Cartoon

Subjects:

Republicans and Democrats